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In the Big Smoke

Part I - If you are tired of London, you are tired of Life.
If you are tired of Bracknell, you have been there 20 minutes.

To move between venues, Mr Farrington failed to summon a Handsome Cab and instead relied on Ugly Blokes.

"Madam, your slip is showing."

"Mr Lally, can you direct me to the Dancing, effeminate degenerate?"

"Why yes, he is over there."